Slashdot Poll: Revelation at MacWorld Expo?

ขำมาก

• New iSomethingOrOther
• Jobs to abandon black turtlenecks
• No one beats our crazy low prices
• Mac OS abandoned in favor of Debian
• Apple market share doubled, now up to 1%
• New machines will be made of white plastic
• Lot of new Mac viruses so Mac users don't feel left out
• Now, less compatibility

คอมเมนต์ยังขำ

• Steve Jobs should rename the MacWorld Expo to iReveal
• Not even close. Try the iSueAnyoneWhoPostsInsideSecretsSoonerThanOtherwise
• iBodyGuard, to protect people's iPods from the iPod killers.
• Bill Gates is Steve Jobs' father. And he wants him to join the dark side. And then he'll cut off his hand, and together they'll invent the bluetooth iHand.
• iCantAffordIt
  and
  iNeedALoan